holy shit

Demented · Level 10 Joined: Sep 06, 2006 Posts: 245

i just riped one and man was it a monster, i just had to leave the room, man im swearing off tacobell forever

Envictus · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:33 am Post subject:

Sleepy kitten gifs will erase the previous post from our memory.

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Gaglaak · Level 6 Joined: Sep 14, 2006 Posts: 146 Location: New York

Thanks, Vic

Gromann · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:03 am Post subject:

It was 7am this morning when i looked at this thread the first time, and i almost fell asleep again. Damn those kids who like to smack you in the balls when you least expect it.
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ShadowFox · Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:21 am Post subject:

okay okay okay I'll share my story :D

As many of you may or may not know, I work at RadioShack. Well one afternoon I was stadning behind my counter and this elderly woman comes in and I thought "Great another home phone battery and a long story of what she had for breakfast." Part of that was correct. She did come in for a home phone battery. However the only story she had to tell me was how she didn't know how to put the battery in cause she was a widow and went on about the other things she couldn't do aswell. Finally I get the battery install it and show her a few new phones and send her on her way. No big deal, pretty typical.

The Next day she comes back. "The phone's not working, I want it so when I pick it up i can say hello to whoever is on the other line." I took the phone and looked at it... It said "Please register handset, place in main base." So I told her "you just need to take it home and put it on the charger so it can register" She replied "Ohh I can't do that, I don't know how to do that, can't you just do it for me? I'm a widow I don't know how to do that." I said "Sure if you can bring in the rest of the phone." About this time she starts to get a little wirey. She starts talking about how she was a widow again and how she didn't know how to and just goes on, finally I suggest she has someone come over and unplug it for her. She said she couldn't and walked over to the phones again and said "Can't you just sell me this phone." I told her "I'd love to sell you that phone but you're still going to have to hook it up like the old one." This set off an atomic bomb in her head, she got all pissed off storming around the story screaming obscinities "Ohh God dammit, fucking bullshit, this is just fucking dumb, ohh god dammit" and finally it came out... something to which I had no response except think to myself DON'T FUCKING LAUGH!!!! she said "Ohh god dammit I wish I was dead, why can't I just die." So I had this 80 something y/o woman pillaging my story screaming obscenities and how she wishes she was dead... and then she just leaves.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE O.o
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