For those who think they know everything.

Seal

A couple not so known facts.

The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping
Than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)

Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
So did the first "Marlboro Man."

Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!

PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!

The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

Personaly I dont know people that can breath..... But they have no trouble speaking from thier arse or talking shit.
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Uilamin · Level 24 Joined: Jul 29, 2006 Posts: 585

one of those facts is actually wrong (well just misleading)

The paper one is paper can only be folded up to seven times through non-machine/tool aided processes. But using tools/machines it can be folded a lot more.

The same goes to most sheet substances.

Seal · Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:57 am Post subject:

Dont shoot the messenger..... unless ya find him at home in your bed with your wife waiting for ya. :p
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Tute · Level 1 Joined: Jun 27, 2006 Posts: 3

Seal wrote:

A couple not so known facts.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

Actually!.... this has been proven not very effective by clinical tests done for the show "Myth Busters" They had toothbrushes located all around the bathroom in different locations and different distances away from the toiled... they all had fecal matter on them anyway... but maybe this proves your last point as to why so many people talk shit ROFL.
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Nyssa · Level 2 Joined: Aug 27, 2006 Posts: 31 Location: PA

i suddenly feel ill..

Leiliana · Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:00 am Post subject:

i keep my toothbrush in a drawer...and only take it out when i brush my teeth...wonder if that helps...
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elbereth · Level 1 Joined: Sep 30, 2006 Posts: 9

Brushing your teeth with fecal matter is good for you. It promotes a robust immune system. All these anti bacterial hand whip freaks are going to end up with no immune system and have to live in a bubble.

Seal · Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:46 am Post subject:

Haha My tooth brush is in its holder on the sink about 10' from the john.
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